Funny & Embarrassing Stories

Koën liked to stuff things up his nose to force himself to sneeze.

From Søren and Wyatt:

Koën would chase us down and pick us up and throw us over his shoulder. It made us laugh.

Every time I baked a loaf, Koën would cut out the middle piece of the loaf because it was the biggest piece. It’s how I always knew exactly who was eating the baking. He would often not wait for it to even cool down. When I baked a fresh loaf of bread, he would pick the crust off. These things were mildly irritating but endearing at the same time. I’d do anything to have him back, demolishing everything I bake.

“HE HE HA HA”. “B R A H”. “chicken BAURGURR”.

His stims He had a new one every week, dance, move, singing voices noises I was always excited for the next one

Smelling his dirty socks he love the smell of his soccer bag and cleats

Always one hand in his pants

Randomly disappearing at dinner time to poop

After pouring his tea and putting honey in it, he would stir it so loudly and had to scoop the honey up instead of stirring it side to side took about 30 seconds before it was done in his eyes

When me and koën first started talking we had a few drinks and I had to go home that night so he couldn’t take me home. He called me an cab but couldn’t come with me. he was really protective of me so he walked me to the cab butt naked and told the cap driver to get me home safe The cab driver later told me that that happened to him earlier and it made him laugh and of course it made me laugh. He would do anything to make me laugh.

Koën had athletes foot and his feet stunk really bad after he would walk into my house. My mom would mop the floor. She ended up running him a few apple cider vinegar baths to soak his feet in. He tried to make my mom smell it to approve. It was okay she never did.